“ I can’t decide if Burt and Crazel are made for each other or if their joint mentalism could cause a tsunami.”Tea – Book 2 “Having it Jamie Scallion
“ She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again. Jamie Scallion
“ When sober, which he hadn’t been for well over a week, Burt thought about Double B, and what it might be like to be a real father, to wake up with him in the morning, to watch him grow, to get to know… Jamie Scallion
“ My old man tells me every chance he gets I’m “style over substance” and that I’ve never done anything of value in my life. I’m fifteen. What does he expect? Being “cool as” is the only thing anyone ca… Jamie Scallion
“ She told me I couldn't just put on a leather jacket and think I was rock'n'roll, I had to live it."Burt about Bex, Book 1 "Making it Jamie Scallion
“ No stone was left unturned in the unearthing of musical masterpieces."About Egg, Book 1 "Making it Jamie Scallion
“ You’ve become a miserable bastard and I can’t deal with it anymore.”Bex on Egg – Book 2 “Having it Jamie Scallion
“ I told Jerome I will ring Egg every day because he’s my pal and not because I want him back in the band to write our second album. - Clipper Jamie Scallion
“ Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I’ve come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg Jamie Scallion
“ What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. - Egg Jamie Scallion
“ I’m not sure what’s more worrying. The list of demands or the fact he seems unaware the French stopped using francs in the last century and that Africa is a continent?” - Jerome Jamie Scallion
