Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.
WITH BROTHERS LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?
happy all life for ever
Men seldom make passes/At girls who wear glasses.
Speed never killed anyone! It’s suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.
We probably looked like starving orphan children. Hey! We were starving orphan children.
There's no such thing as justice in America. It's all a fairy tale.
Two LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… ME!
There's always be a me and you.
If my life were a corny horror movie, and the heroine was lost and alone, trapped in an underwater cave, what would happen next? If you guessed, She drops her flashlight, and it hits a rock and breaks...
Ngu xuẩn là thứ tôi chưa bao giờ đánh giá thấp
I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max
If you die, we die.
Ten times a day. I was shorthanded, so it wasn’t
She flipped on her computer to
I mean Zeke McDonald and Kenny Patel, the left and right butt cheeks of Cathedral School of the Arts.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.
Thanksgiving turkey in the world.
There is one bright side to this, said Fang.Yeah? What's that? The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and d...
If we had directions, it wouldn't be life. It would be an assignment. Grunt work.
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