I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.
I couldn’t leave Total behind.Total? Iggy asked.That’s what his card said, Angel explained.Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us and kill us in our sleep, Fang said.
Hey. Not sure what’s going on-gonna go find out. Be careful and don’t do anything stupid. Don’t come after me-your better on your own. See you. FI sat on the edge of the bed, holding the note.Okay, so...
Her English had an elegant European lilt, what I thought was a French accent—vowels in the front of her mouth, consonants brushed with feathers.
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet.You looove me, he crooned smugly holding his arms out wide, he added,You love me this much.
HYSTERICAL HISTORY Bumping into Vincent O’Neil makes me think about what Uncle Frankie said. I need new material for Boston, not Vincent’s stale and stinky fart jokes from The Big Book of Butt Bugles...
Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. What the he-eck are we supposed to do I asked Fang.He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small wa...
Fortunately, we could all see pretty well in the dark. Especially Iggy.
Fang: There is one bright side to this.Max: Yeah? What's that? The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?Fang: *grins* You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much....
Fang! Angel? i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels.
Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify.
Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it.Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)
Every other person in the world would have looked at it and thought, Max would hate this. It was girly. It was beautiful. It wasn't made of titanium and black leather with spikes on it. But it seemed...
E is definitely the biggest ERROR my mother has ever made—worse than the time she designed a litter-box-cleaning robot that flung clumps of kitty poop all over the house.
Dr. Cross, please come! Please! Dr. Cross the loud shouts continued. I didn't recognize the woman's voice, but privacy doesn't seem to count when your first name is Doctor.
Don’t worry, I didn’t forget I’m a loser, Loser, I said as I zoomed down the hall. DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LOSER? Bear roared back.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying this story is going to be all about touchdowns and cheerleaders
Does anything on you work properly? Asked ter Borcht.Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony. Replied Iggy.
Do you know where the dictionary is? Fang looked at the girl who had spoken. What? Our reference materials are over here, the girl said, pointing. When we have free study time, you can walk around and...
Disney World? Ari felt like his head was about to explode. Disney World? His gravelly voice rose into a harsh shriek. They’re not on vacation! They’re on the run! They’re running for their lives! Deat...