James Patterson Quotes

Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

Anyway, I guess I should have seen it coming. It’s like every time things start to look okay in my crazy life, something always comes along to change it. It’s like it just falls out of

Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random bloggerI could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang

At that instant, I knew exactly what I wanted out of life: this. This feeling, this happiness, this embrace.

Attempting to drive a car before you find and release the parking brake is like trying to drag a Saint Bernard into a bathtub. But

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

BACON! he screamed. BACON! BACON! BACON! So

BRADY’S GLASS-WALLED OFFICE is about the size and shape of a votive candleholder.

Bad stuff happens.Sometimes it makes no sense at all. Sometimes its unfair.Sometimes, it just plain sucks.Bad stuff happens sometimes.Always remember that, but remember that you have to move on someho...

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

Basically, if you put a fence around New York City, you’d have the world’s biggest nontraveling circus.

Be calm. Be Zen. You are Buddha.

Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

Besides, information was like weaponry. Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Big Sale. Last Week.’ Last week? Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in.

Blood City III: The Massacre. I'd read the summary of it online, and frankly, it sounded like the directors had just decided to film my life.

But I’m the professor! This is my class! Show some respect! Okay,

But after a while, you know, I find it better to face in one direction, in front of you, just let the past lay and get on with it,

But i missed nothing- because everything that truly mattered to me was either already gone or right here next to me in the museum holding my hand

But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works