Second one-liner
Slim, brightly wrapped package
Smudged with black powder. Every mirror, every painting, had been taken down from the walls. Even the benign and wise Charlie Clapper was disgusted: The Baileys had a lot of friends and a lot of parti...
Tee-hee
The Babysitters’ Club
Third or fourth.
To hurt you, miss. That’s the truth.
Wanted a toilet
Why can't you just get out of here and leave me alone?i bellowed.i can't! dylan shouted back,his face twisted with an anger i'd never seen from him.you can,i said through gritted teeth.just point your...
With all these serial killer Waynes, anyway? Wayne Williams. John Wayne Gacy, Jr. Patrick Wayne Hearney, who dismembered thirty-two human beings on the West Coast.
«Se necesita a todo un pueblo para criar bien a un niño».
A BURGER AND FRIES FIXES EVERYTHING
A little while back, I won a couple of contests and was crowned the Funniest Kid Comic in all of New York. Not just New York City, but the whole state!
A small, weak part that just wanted to be a little girl again, with a family that wasn't sick and broken. But that sure wasn't going to happen, was it?
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.
All I’m saying is that laughing is healthy. A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach.
And no southern jokes, please. Ick.
And why was the blind guy on watch, you might ask? Because a cockroach couldn’t come within fifty feet of us without his knowing it. Iggy
And? you’re thinking. Spaghetti Bolognese?! you’re thinking. What’s that got to do with anything? Well, as my homeroom teacher Mr. Rourke would say, read on Macduff, which is something to do with Shak...
Angel raised her hand. Excuse me. What does LTC stand for? She blinked innocently.Loving Tender Care?Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half.Lieut...
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