It's so strange. Everything can be going alone just great, and then one day, whack, you're blindsided-- a lousy, crammy blow you didn't see coming.
It wasn’t because the lions were particularly hungry. The humans had been nothing compared to the eighteen-hundred-pound Cape buffalo, the pride’s more typical prey. The cars had been like boxes full...
It was the building from the drawing in my brain.And if you don’t think that’s a weird sentence, maybe you should reread it.
It was like crawling into the asshole of Satan.
It was Katie Kim.
It sucked, but it was way cool at the same time, Gazzy said. I felt like the Blue Angels! Yeah, except the blue Angels are an extremely well funded, well equipped, well trained, well fed, and no doubt...
In case you were wondering, Jacobi said, you snore. Purr, I corrected. I purr.
If you're going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. Things are almost never as bad as they first seem
I was thirty-eight at the time. As the saying goes, if I’d known I was going to live that long, I would have taken better care of myself.
I love you more than I love goats, and you know how I feel about goats, Gaby said.
I know you might not believe this, but slogging through a foreign European forest in the dead of night with an ex-Eraser, a talking dog, and two kids who depend on you for their lives—well, not as muc...
I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.
I don’t need to spend the next few months thinking about what color the invitations are going to be or who’s going to sit next to who, she said. That’s someone else’s wedding, not mine. Not ours. I ju...
Human skin hisses like a rattlesnake when it burns.
How do we do this? Uncle Josh asked. We divide them up, read through them one at a time, I said, dealing out the files as if they were an oversized poker hand. I’m a chef, not a lawyer, Paul said, sho...
Hey, Axi. What’s the difference between a doctor and a lawyer? I knew this joke—it was one of Robinson’s standards. And I was only half-surprised he was trotting it out now. Playing along, I said, I d...
He was the anchor in the water, while you rocked up and down on the waves.
Have faith and pursue the unknown end. Oliver Wendell Holmes said that. I have faith. I pursue the unknown. That’s my job description.
Fnick -Iggy
Feeding a crowd?' the woman behind the counter asked.Yes, ma'am ,' Fang said sweetly. I thought.