SHUT UP! I yelled all the way down the hall. FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID NOSY MOUTH!
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.
Part 5The Voice-Make that my voice
One only realizes the value of air when one is deprived of it and one only begins to value life in the face of death.
Okay, smartyboots, how about if you’re flying at eighteen thousand feet at, say, a hundred and forty miles an hour, I said. You’re facing a southwest wind of about seven knots. How long would it take...
Now Mom was working double shifts at the diner all the time just to make enough money, and Bear was spending 99 percent of his time on our couch, except maybe to go to the bathroom or to collect his s...
Now I have a shot at being the Planet’s Funniest Kid Comic. The planet Earth? asks Phineas of—you guessed it—Phineas and Ferb. Or Mars? We built a portal to Mars for the science fair once.
My, g**, he was as strong as a team of oxen. That would be strong right?
My invite must have gotten lost in the mail, she said venomously. But I don't mind crashing this party.-Maximum Ride talking to Max II
My dear, there is no universal secret. There's only the secret each writer discovers for herself. The path forward
Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open.Have you been watching Oprah again?
Max-I'm not going to die today.
Literacy rots the brain, I'm afraid. And a rotten mind is of no use to the New Order. Sadly, there must be consequences.
Le secret pour rester en vie? Ne jamais cesser de respirer.
Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences.
Justine pulled her Jag over to the side of the road and stared out at the landscape. I twirled the dial on her police band radio until the signal was clear. She opened her thermos, passed it over to m...
Just because life is hard and always ends in a bad way doesn't mean that all stories have to. Even if that's what they tell us in school and the New York Book Review.
Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head.-max
I’ve already got a couple of awesome ideas. Leo
It’s so old, I think when it opened, Burger King was still a prince.