James Patterson Quotes

Was this normalcy-predictable patterns, the certainty of doing the same thing everyday? Because if so, normalcy was about to make me freak out and start screaming.

Wasn’t this great? Nudge asked excitedly. I can’t believe we’re in the White House! I want to be president someday. I’ll be vice president, the Gasman offered. You guys would be great, I said politely...

Whoever said time is on your side sure never had twins.

Earthen berm that ran next to the nearest set of tracks.

Bottom drawer and pried up the drawer’s false bottom. She held

And I think that everything in life is kind of unreal, isn't it?

Already feel it. But I grabbed hold as tight as I could and then exploded into a blind, frenzied scramble of bare feet up the

My name’s J.J., she said, seeming completely comfortable with this social interaction. My palms were sweating. It’s short for Jennifer Joy. I mean, what were my parents thinking?

You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?

You string people along long enough, the string withers, then it breaks - Seamus

No one ever leaves alive The house at 7 Ocean Drive

You really hurt me. I wouldn't hurt you.

You can't bring the dead back. You can't even make sense of why things happen. All you can do is the best you can to let the living believe their souls are at peace.

Now I have a shot at being the Planet’s Funniest Kid Comic. The planet Earth? asks Phineas of—you guessed it—Phineas and Ferb. Or Mars? We built a portal to Mars for the science fair once.

Now Mom was working double shifts at the diner all the time just to make enough money, and Bear was spending 99 percent of his time on our couch, except maybe to go to the bathroom or to collect his s...

You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers.

Yes, I sounded like a pathetic weenie. I prefer to think of it as showing my softer side.

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Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher Robin stick their heads down the toilet? Easy. They were looking for Pooh.

Well, well, Miller said. Look who it is. He pulled me up and slammed my back into the wall. Then he got right up in my face. I could see the Cheetos in his teeth.