Terrible. This morning, when I put on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
Tears were dripping onto my dress, but I wasn't making any sound. There was no sound to express thid kind of pain.I didn't want to move, didn't want to do anything. Fang was not waiting for me out in...
También me parece sospechoso su estúpido comportamiento. No hacen más que reírse disimuladamente y darse palmadas en la espalda, diciendo cosas como tremendo y lo máximo, el tipo de expresiones que us...
Someone who shakes a tree needs to be ready for what might fall on him. - Craig Carney
So let's not ruin this by thinking too much about tomorrow. Don't make a wonderful weekend into a bad Monday.
Nunca sabes qué vas a encontrar. Lo espectacular siempre está ahí, esperando que tú lo encuentres.
Nope, Ali’s waiting on you. He’s in there watching some cockamamie show about a dysfunctional family that makes duck calls.
Michelangelo didn’t show David triumphant, the way every other sculptor did. He showed David before he fought Goliath—when David believed he was doomed and went into battle anyway.
Look, I guess it's natural, you're teenagers, its springtime,everyone's thoughts are turning to birds and bees and caterpillars and moths.....- Iggy
Let’s show Dr. God what hell feels like.
Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.
Joy—that’s the word. So easy to say, so hard to find in life sometimes.
I wasn't kidding about the flying-kids part. Or the talking-dog part.Anyone who's up to speed on the Adventures of Amazing Max and Her Flying, Fun-Loving Cohorts, you can skip this next page or so. Th...
I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare.
I picked a star and wished as hard as i could that somehow i could protect him from what was on the horizon
I could have farted out loud, and it would have been less embarrassing than the silence. Finally,
Here are some other people I don’t trust as far as I can throw a truckload of pianos.
Fang! Come Back! I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!
Except fang. I glared at him. Go on, try to stop me, I dare you. It was like the old days when we used to wrestle, each trying to get the better of the other. I was ready to take him down, my hands cu...
Every journey begins with one step.