Die
I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Your driver is on the steer, driving you and you can feel free to doze in the car; this is trust built on competence. Competence is to ensure that your actions put people's hearts at ease when things...
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.
We're entering a new world in which data may be more important than software.
You may delay, but time will not.
I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair comme...
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.