Every third night a commitee holds a meeting in my head.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
She was a gypsy, as soon as you unravelled the many layers to her wild spirit she was on her next quest to discover her magic. She was relentless like that, the woman didn't need no body but an open r...
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
Real women fight for something, other than their own emotions.
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.