The cause of the world's woe is birth, the cure of the world's woe is a bent stick.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
Key the mind, and set the soul free.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Beware ! Heart is too small to feel happy but soul is too big to take glory
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
Hope is a waking dream.
Put down your stones. Why are you breaking the window when God has left the door wide open? If you are afraid, lover, follow me. I will guide the way.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.