Ilona Andrews Quotes

I love you, and you're the measure of my wrath.Declan.

I made someone’s day better. Today wasn’t a complete loss.

I never wanted to marry anyone before, he said. When two people marry, they surrender a small part of themselves. They become more like each other. I never met a woman who was better than me at things...

I once took a city with five men and a lame goat.

I sat at a table in my shadowy kitchen, staring down a bottle of Boone's FarmHard Lemonade, when a magic fluctuation hit. My wards shivered and died, leaving my home stripped of its defenses. The TV f...

I will record our meetings and send the feed to your screen. Good. Do not agree to anything, Dina, before consulting with me. Make no promises. They will be held against you. I understand. I rose. Tha...

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.

I would have to stop at a local shelter and possibly PetSmart. They had silent, stealthy, vicious predators available for adoption.

I would kill Kurt. I would strangle him with my bare hands.I stomped up the stairs to the second floor of Rogan’s HQ, where Heart and Bug waited for me. Napoleon saw my face and ran behind Bug’s chair...

I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.

I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My teeth have biceps and my biceps have teeth. I chew up weights and shit out lead bricks

I'm in a Disney movie. - Augustine

I'm no poet. I'm a soldier. So, I'll just tell you the way it is, as clumsy as it sounds. When I first saw you, it was like being thrown from a shuttle before it touched the ground. I fell and when I...

I'm starving. I haven't had anything to eat since I stole a bear claw from your kitchen this morning.You didn't steal it. All my bear claws are yours.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

I'm willing to abandon the tender embrace of my future mother-in-law for your sake.About that, Aunt B said. I'm coming, too.Dead God, the cookie was poisoned.

I've got a gig, Jim said.I sat up in my bed, wide-awake. A gig was good- I needed the money. Half.Third.Half.Thirty-five percent. Jim's voice hardened.Half.The phone went silent as my former Guild par...

IWALKED INTO my house to see the knight and the wizard sitting in my kitchen, drinking coffee. If you added in Julie’s thieving skills and my sword, we almost had an adventuring party. It’s too bad we...

If I could, I would punch today right in the face.

If he ever did manage to formulate his own thought, it would likely knock him senseless.