If he ever frosted his hair blue, he’d look like a gas burner.
If he ever did manage to formulate his own thought, it would likely knock him senseless.
If I could, I would punch today right in the face.
IWALKED INTO my house to see the knight and the wizard sitting in my kitchen, drinking coffee. If you added in Julie’s thieving skills and my sword, we almost had an adventuring party. It’s too bad we...
I've got a gig, Jim said.I sat up in my bed, wide-awake. A gig was good- I needed the money. Half.Third.Half.Thirty-five percent. Jim's voice hardened.Half.The phone went silent as my former Guild par...
I'm willing to abandon the tender embrace of my future mother-in-law for your sake.About that, Aunt B said. I'm coming, too.Dead God, the cookie was poisoned.
I'm starving. I haven't had anything to eat since I stole a bear claw from your kitchen this morning.You didn't steal it. All my bear claws are yours.
I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.
I would have to stop at a local shelter and possibly PetSmart. They had silent, stealthy, vicious predators available for adoption.
I will record our meetings and send the feed to your screen. Good. Do not agree to anything, Dina, before consulting with me. Make no promises. They will be held against you. I understand. I rose. Tha...
I will always be there. I will walk across the whole planet if I have to. I closed my eyes and whispered, I’ll meet you halfway.
I wasn’t moaning your name. I was shrieking in alarm. That was the sexiest throaty shrieking I’ve ever heard.
I told him I was about to do something idiotic and dangerous, and he told me to go ahead and let him know if he could help in any way. I don’t understand your relationship.
I thumbed through the outfits and my hands grazed leather. A black leather jacket. I could dimly recall wearing it at some point. Must’ve been during my Oh look, I’m tough! days. I slipped it on and l...
I think you give our relationship too much credit. I irritate the hell out of Curran and he found a way to pester me. It’s nothing.You may be right, Raphael said.His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway....
I started down the walkway. Two vampires vaulted out of the trenches in front of me, fangs bared. Oh look, it’s a party and everybody is invited. Good. I liked parties.
I so didn’t need another outbreak of Rogan fever.
I sat at a table in my shadowy kitchen, staring down a bottle of Boone's FarmHard Lemonade, when a magic fluctuation hit. My wards shivered and died, leaving my home stripped of its defenses. The TV f...
I plucked a creased note from the table. Eight weeks ago, Curran, the Beast Lord of Atlanta, the lord and master of fifteen hundred shapeshifters, and my own personal psycho, had sat in the kitchen of...
I never wanted to marry anyone before, he said. When two people marry, they surrender a small part of themselves. They become more like each other. I never met a woman who was better than me at things...