So this is what it's about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it and have s'mores with a gnome and a mountain man.YepWhat's your plan for tomorrow? Br...
Curran, you can’t bite his face off. Yes, I can, Curran said in a monster voice. You shouldn’t. He stole George’s car. And he shot me. He missed. He missed, because I’m fast and I moved out of the way...
She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you'd have a layover in Atlanta before you reached the afterlife.
My ego doesn't need soothing. I don't want him soothing anything of mine, including you.
Dina, I’m bored, Caldenia announced.Too bad. I guaranteed her safety, not entertainment. What about your game?Her Grace gave me a shrug. I’ve beaten it five times on the Deity setting. I’ve reduced Pa...
Taste the undead rainbow.
Well, shit, Dobe said. I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its house on fire, and got its sister pregnant.
We took a right at the fork, heading farther north. The charred houses continued. To the right, a large sign nailed to an old telephone post shouted DANGER in huge red letters. Underneath in crisp bla...
He said he'd met a girl with stardust on her robe, and when he looked into her eyes, he saw the universe looking back.
His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall effect was decidedly villainous. He needed a black horse and a barbarian...
On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.
It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says Uh-oh and then runs for his life.
If it weren’t for supplies, I’d never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has to do. Hard to live like a king without toilet paper.--Astamur
He scooped me up and suddenly I was pressed against his chest. Were you worried about me?No, I’m ranting for fun, because I’m a disagreeable bitch!
Rene looked at Grendel. What in the world is that?That’s our mutant attack poodle, I told her.Is he chewing on a gun?
With you, I breathe.
May I say that I am delighted that my favorite alpha is feeling better. Why, you'll be running recklessly into danger against overwhelming odds anytime now.
He glanced at me, his eyes dark. Would you rather talk about your dream?No.Considering that I was featured in it, I think I deserve to know the particulars. Were my clothes missing because we were in...
I smell bacon! Penelope, did you know there is a handsome man in our kitchen?
What may I do to get back into your good graces?You’ve done nothing to offend me.Then why did you acknowledge Robart before me?What?You addressed him before you addressed me.I cleared my throat. Just...
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