The kid was so handsome, he almost looked unreal.
The endars were peaceful creatures. The green fur wasn’t fur at all; it was moss that grew from their skin. They lived underneath old oaks, rooted to the big trees in a state of quiet hibernation, abs...
THE SKULL GLARED at me out of empty eye sockets.
Superstitions add texture to life.
She eats grass. Don’t ask.
I’d managed to find a hobbit in the Caucasus Mountains. I wondered what he would do if I asked him about second breakfast.
I need you to get down there, open the stalls inside, and panic the horses. ‘Panic’? Gaston asked.Smile at them or something.
I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.
I have a vamp body for you, Andrea said. It's in the freezer.I gave her a nice smile. You shouldn't have.
I don’t want to play anymore … I love you.
How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.
. . hated each other so much their feud had become legendary. Half the jokes in the galaxy started with a vampire and an otrokar walk into a bar….
Swore. Barabas said you might say that. I’m supposed to tell you this. Ascanio cleared his throat and produced a remarkably accurate impression of Barabas’s tenor. Courage, Your Majesty. I will kill h...
You sure you don’t want to kiss me good-bye, baby?
Working for Spider was difficult. He was reasonable, but only when circumstances permitted; understanding of difficulties, yet completely unaffected by them. And he expected impossible things in an im...
Who is Hunter Becker?Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?I would've preferred Becker the Easiley Surrendering or Becker the Quite Reasonable, but beyond that his name tells me nothing.
Well, if he wasn’t dead, he definitely wasn’t happy. Great, I’ve turned into my mother. That’s what she would say.
She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.
Saved by the Sith.