Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she wearing? How long were you there? Did you do something or did you talk? What was the nature of your discussion? Could th...
Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped with dual engines, Hector worked during magic or tech. He didn't go ve...
This is embarrassing, Mr. Haffey informed me. I winked at him. What, Mrs. Haffey never carried you over the threshold on your wedding night?
The woman stared at the ruined body. Blood dripped from her arm. A fine spray of red covered her face --must've been cast off when she slammed down the cans. She wiped her face with her left forearm a...
Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense.I don't dislike you. It's an oversimplification.
Oh no, is it naked time?
It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?
I like home. It’s warm and there are books.
I don't have time for druid shenanigans.
Ghastek, why haven’t you married? I asked. He gave me a thin-lipped smile. Because if I were to get married, I would want to have a family. To me, marriage means children. So what’s the problem? Shoot...
Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.
Did he just rip out the engine? I asked.Yes, Saiman said. And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it.Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maser...
Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take down a wild hog with those short tiny legs. Wouldn't the boar be surprised?Everybody was a c...
Yep, Atlanta was burning. Again.
Will you stop meddling in my love life? I growled. I'm not meddling. I'm offering commentary.
Well, Caldenia said. Nobody can say that this siege is boring.
The werehyena Casanova strikes again.
The first magic wave kicked the world in the face.
She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
Rose pictured him standing at the boundary of the Ogletree house in that enormous fur cape, with a giant sword sticking over his shoulder, roaring at the top of his lungs and then being upset that nob...