Ilona Andrews Quote

You replaced me with a shaved poodle?He’s got mad skills.Derek’s eyebrows crept up.He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.

Ilona Andrews

You replaced me with a shaved poodle?He’s got mad skills.Derek’s eyebrows crept up.He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.