Ilona Andrews Quote

In that case, it's good that you're a human Cuisinart, she said.I'm sorry?A Cuisinart. It's an appliance from the Broken. You put vegetables into it, push a button, and it chops them into tiny pieces.Richard frowned. Why would you need an appliance to chop vegetables? Wouldn't it be easier to chop them with a knife?It's meant to save time, she explained.Does it?Well, cleaning it usually eats up most of the time you save on chopping.So you're telling me that I'm useless.It's a neat gadget!And I'm hard to clean, apparently.She checked his face. Tiny sparks danced in his eyes. He was pulling her leg. Well. If that's how it is... Considering last night's argument, I think that you're remarkably difficult to clean.There probably is a retort to this that's not off-color, he said. But I can't think of one.

Ilona Andrews

In that case, it's good that you're a human Cuisinart, she said.I'm sorry?A Cuisinart. It's an appliance from the Broken. You put vegetables into it, push a button, and it chops them into tiny pieces.Richard frowned. Why would you need an appliance to chop vegetables? Wouldn't it be easier to chop them with a knife?It's meant to save time, she explained.Does it?Well, cleaning it usually eats up most of the time you save on chopping.So you're telling me that I'm useless.It's a neat gadget!And I'm hard to clean, apparently.She checked his face. Tiny sparks danced in his eyes. He was pulling her leg. Well. If that's how it is... Considering last night's argument, I think that you're remarkably difficult to clean.There probably is a retort to this that's not off-color, he said. But I can't think of one.

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.