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Desandra shrugged her shoulders. Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him that he's got the biggest dick ever? She spread her arms to the size of a baseball bat.No, you think it would work? I asked.It's worth a try. May be he'll be so happy you noticed his pork sword, he'll forget all about trying to kill us.Pork sword. Kill me now. I'll think about it.Ascanio began patting his clothes.What? Derek growled.Looking for something to take notes with.

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Desandra shrugged her shoulders. Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him that he's got the biggest dick ever? She spread her arms to the size of a baseball bat.No, you think it would work? I asked.It's worth a try. May be he'll be so happy you noticed his pork sword, he'll forget all about trying to kill us.Pork sword. Kill me now. I'll think about it.Ascanio began patting his clothes.What? Derek growled.Looking for something to take notes with.

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.