The easiest lies to tell are the ones you want to be true.
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Ability to find the answers is more important than ability to know the answers.
Proportions are what makes the old Greek temples classic in their beauty. They are like huge blocks, from which the air has been literally hewn out between the columns.
The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.