“ A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telli… Greg Behrendt
“ I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It s… Greg Behrendt
“ I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. Greg Behrendt
“ I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a d… Greg Behrendt
“ We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also kno… Greg Behrendt
“ I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of am… Greg Behrendt
“ First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend Greg Behrendt
“ He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great. Greg Behrendt
“ The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future. Greg Behrendt
“ Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. Greg Behrendt
“ There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relations… Greg Behrendt
“ You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for… Greg Behrendt
“ Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly be… Greg Behrendt
