Some of you seniors may have seen this at parties, said Coach Greene, standing at the podium in front of the upper school assembly, holding a green glass bottle. The manufacturer calls it ‘Bartles and...
For toil is the great grinding stone to make keen the blade of your spirit. Toil is the ladder by which your putrid flesh ascends into health.
It was the voice of a preacher, a voice of the past, a voice for cathedrals, a voice from a time before microphones. It was a voice that denounced witches and flogged sinners. It was a voice that sang...
All over Russia, bears were depressed. The Yeti were moving west. This was due to global warming, but the bears hadn’t gone to university so they didn’t understand the bigger picture. All they knew wa...
Johnstone piles incident on incident, trope on trope, and if something isn’t working he keeps on piling. When time itself needs to be brought to a screeching halt, Jay Clute just pulls out his gun and...
Horror is a woman’s genre, and it has been all the way back to the oldest horror novel still widely read today: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, daughter of pioneering feminist author Mary Wollstonecraft...
Everyone plays for someone, and Kris didn't play for the big dogs like Sabbath and Zep, she didn't play for the ones who made it, for the wizards who figured out how to turn their music into cars and...
Abby and Gretchen still kept up, but it was phone calls and letters, then postcards and voicemail, and finally emails and Facebook likes. There was no falling-out, no great tragedy, just a hundred tho...
She didn’t expect life to be fair, but did it have to be so relentless?
For her, the world was divided into two kinds of jobs: those where you had to stand up, and those where you could sit down. If you were standing up, you were paid hourly. If you were sitting down, you...
What danger signs should patients watch for when selecting a skeleton doctor? Well, if the doctor refers to patients as poor unlucky bastards, be careful. Also, doctors who turn abandoned mental insti...
The walls of her stall were covered with graffiti. If it had been funny (Pull here for MFA Degree right below the toilet paper dispenser) she would’ve stayed longer, but it was mostly weird random nam...
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