I think that’s what it is, that it’s all happened at once, so I have the emotional bends.
I might as well have said dot dot dot aloud.
I like rules that make sense, not rules without logic.
I know I'm a hateful creature.
I jammed a floppy blue teddy bear under my head, then felt guilty and returned him to the foot of the bed. One should have allegiance to one's childhood things.
I have a face you want to punch:
I have a dash of ADD, and I’ve always found my wife a bit dazzling, in the purest sense of the word: to lose clear vision, especially from looking at bright light. It was enough to be near her and hea...
I guess I’ve been depressed for about twenty-four years.
I got it, Go said. Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, There's some wood for you bitch!
I eat beef jerky and ride with bare feet on the dashboard. We
I am something to be tossed into a junkyard, thrown into the river, if necessary. I don't feel real anymore. I feel like I could disappear.
He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days, weeks, at a time, making the air humid, hard to breathe, my father stalking around with his lower jaw out, giving him...
Given my druthers now, I’d prefer a snapshot of Warren Harding’s wife, the Duchess, who recorded the smallest offenses in a little red notebook and avenged herself accordingly. Today I like my first l...
Fake it, until you make it ..
Cameras flashed. I turned away and saw spots. It was surreal. That’s what people always say to describe moments that are merely unusual. I thought: You have no fucking idea what surreal is. My hangove...
Bear gifts if you can’t bear anything else.
It’s a nice day’s work when you make a lot of people smile.
You'd literally lie, cheat, and steal -hell, kill- to convince people you are a good guy
The grin was gone. Natalie Keene’s lips caved in around her gums in a small circle.
A time when newly graduated college kids could come to New York and get paid to write. We had no clue that we were embarking on careers that would vanish within a decade.