The world will always need a drink
The fact is, my wife is a murderess who is sometimes really fun.
The bigger the lie, the more they believe it.
The Day women were the definition of mob mentality. And here they were on a farm with plenty of pitchforks. She
That's how screwed up you are, I thought. Your idea of adulthood still comes from picturebooks.
Sometimes it is all too loud. T
Smile, it can’t be that bad! Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad.
Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I
She talked to me because we had the same chemicals in our blood: shame, anger, greed. Unjustified nostalgia.
People will think we’re ironic instead of creatively bankrupt,
Patty’s older sister, Diane, had pierced Patty’s ears in this bathroom two decades ago. Patty heated a safety pin with a cheap lighter and Diane sliced a potato in half and stuck its cold, wet face ag...
Me desperté en el sofá de mi hermana con una resaca terrible y el deseo de asesinar a mi esposa.
It is one of those big-smelling days, when people bring the outdoors in with them, the scent of rain on their sleeves, in their hair.
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite
I'm a big fan of the lie of omission.
I will find you, Amy.Lovesick words, hateful intentions.
I was the girl who battles oblivion and won. The chances were about 1 percent, but I did it.
I was rotten.
I was probably happier for those few years--pretending to be someone else--than I ever have been before or after. I can't decide what that means.
I think she’s sick, and I think what she has is contagious