I’m not really a nerd; I only aspire to be one.
I’ll take those for my room, Momma. They look fine to me. They’re not. I don’t mind. Camille, I was just looking at them, and they’re not good blooms. She dropped the pliers to the ground, began tuggi...
Isn’t a smile a girl’s best weapon?
If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.
I'm in a foreign land, trying to explain myself, trying to make myself known. Because isn't that the point of every relationship: to be known by someone else, to be understood? He gets me. She gets me...
I was pretending, the way I often did, pretending to have a personality. I can't help it, it's what I've always done: The way some women change fashion regularly, I change personalities. What persona...
I have many friends who are married—not many who are happily married, but many married friends. The few happy ones are like my parents: They’re baffled by my singleness. A smart, pretty, nice girl lik...
I had a swelling urge to discuss football and fart.
I DIDN’T STOP giving hand jobs because I wasn’t good at it. I stopped giving hand jobs because I was the best at it. For three years, I gave the best hand job in the tristate area. The key is to not o...
His life was a long line of denials, just waiting for him.
Stretched our legs, shook ourselves awake. The night
Streaking out
Así fue como apareció, de la nada, mientras Rand rogaba por el regreso de su hija: una sonrisa de asesino.
When I think of my wife, I always think of her head.
What kind of woman gets slaughtered by her own son?
Things may not be great, but things will be okay.
The nurses gave us meds to alleviate our tingling skins. And more meds to soothe our burning brains.
So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.
Och när man sedan håller på att köpa tärnad cantaloupemelon på Sjunde Avenyn råkar man få syn på Nick Dunne, och pang, där är någon som känner en, någon som känner igen en. Och det gäller er båda två....
I remember watching a very sensible love expert on TV once. The advice: Don’t be discouraged—every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one. That’s how I felt about this misera...