This is the OASIS. We exist as nothing but raw personality in here. Art3mis:
Sorrento, I said, trying to hide the fear in my voice, I want you and your bosses to know something. You’re never going to find Halliday’s egg. You know why? Because he was smarter than all of you put...
Ray, we don’t have much time, I said. We need to access the EDA intranet node hidden here in the store. It’s an emergency. Ray only hesitated for a split second. Behind the UFO poster on the back wall...
Ray seemed to subsist primarily on a diet of high-fructose junk food and old videogames.
One artificially intelligent supercomputer pretending to be a hostile alien race for the purpose of testing humanity’s character?
Neonoir
Like most gunters, I voted to reelect Cory Doctorow and Wil Wheaton
Leeroy Jenkins!
It’s cold as balls in here!
It occurred to me then that for the first time in as long as I could remember, I had absolutely no desire to log back into the OASIS.
Going outside is highly overrated
And then it was on like Red Dawn.
1977—Star Wars is released on 5/25/77. Highest grossing movie in history. First wave of brainwashing in prep for invaders arrival?
The EDA decided to construct a secret defense base here on the far side of the moon,
The captain conceals the Jade Key in a dwelling long neglected But you can only blow the whistle once the trophies are all collected For
Ray seemed about to say something more when a boom shook the entire shuttle. I felt a rush of panic, thinking we’d just come under attack. Then I realized we’d just broken the sound barrier.
Para mim, a escola tinha sido um exercício darwiniano. Um ataque diário de ridicularização, abuso e isolamento.
No aceptan la idea de que una mujer sea más lista que ellos y vaya por delante.
Maybe they seeded life on Earth millions of years ago, and now they’re here to punish us for turning out to be such a lame species and inventing reality TV and shit? He raised an index finger. Or mayb...
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. —Groucho Marx