That is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a p...
Soon the entire nebula was little more than a shawl of cosmic gauze thrown over a network of stars.
So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?That's right. My mother's folks are from Killarney.Oh, really?O'Reilly, actually. But what's a vowel between friends?Very good. You should be on the stage.It'...
Relax, Mr. Diggums. Have another nettle beer, or some spring water. The commander took two bottles from the cooler and offered one to Mulch. Mulch studied the label. Derrier? No thanks. You know how t...
Probeer je te suggereren dat ik wel eens buiten mijn boekje ga?' vroeg Holly, die van het idee alleen blijkbaar al gruwelde.Foaly gniffelde. 'Ik probeer te suggereren dat je misschien niet zelf een ex...
M...maybe,’ I stutter. ‘Whatever the reason, this woman has problems. We need to be compassionate, show understanding.’‘Or slice her head off. I have plastic bags.’Sure. We could toss her in the car b...
It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups.
Invent things that people actually want. Keep your thoughts to yourself until you are ready to patent your invention,
I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland.A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
I can tell you what love means, dictionary-wise, all the synonyms and so forth. And I can tell you all about endorphins and synapses and muscle memory. But ardour’s resonance in the heart is a mystery...
Humm humm haa. Rahmumm humm haa,' chantte Opal ter afronding. 'Vrede in mij, verdraagzaamheid om mij heen, vergeving op mijn pad. Goed Mervall, laat maar zien waar die smerige mens zit, zodat ik hem z...
Geen eenden. Alsjeblieft geen eenden. Ik zou de Nobelprijs nog winnen.- Artemis
Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stare...
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.
Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.
Doubts assuaged, Butler returned to his copy of Guns & Ammo, leaving his employer to unravel the secrets of the universe.
Don’t think about it, Holly told herself. Don’t think about the white-hot magma flow that’s going to engulf this tiny craft. Don’t think about hurtling toward the surface with a MACH 2 force trying to...