Mr. Charismo? Surely not Tibor Charismo, the most famous man in all of England.
In comic books, people with gifts became superheroes; in real life they became outcasts.
Holly wanted to be sure she understood what was being said. So you’re saying that Shelly is going to light a fart? No, Shelly is going to light the fart. He has stored enough methane to power Haven fo...
Hey, snapped Holly. This is not the time to blame Artemis. Thank you, said Artemis. Finally. There will be plenty of time to blame Artemis later, when this is resolved.
Great, thought Holly. No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a bigheaded male trying to take over the world.
Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.
Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
Careful with that, said the Doctor. No need to get carried away.Aldridge spun the scalpel like a baton. Yessir. Careful is my middle name. Actually Clumsy is my middle name, but that doesn't encourage...
Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
Butler struggled from a tiny fairy chair. Right, enough talk. I think it’s time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.
Arguing with real people was marginally better than getting upset with sheets of paper.
Any of these vultures smell weakness, and they’ll mess you up faster than sugar in a gas tank.
Als je dan nu misschien die baard wilt loslaten, want ik heb net urenlang bij de kapper gezeten.''Echt waar?''Nee, natuurlijk niet. Ik woon in een grot. Ik eet aarde. Wat denk je zelf?
Most of the Universe’s major wars had been caused by zealots aggressively spreading their own religion, so
He would simply have to repress the emotions he was experiencing. Very unhealthy, psychologically speaking
You didn’t foresee a troll-riding dwarf pushing your plane down the runway. You must be losing your touch, Artemis. He
When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess; they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier fir...
There never was anyone like Artemis Fowl, he thought. Though he didn’t make my job any easier with all his shenanigans. Butler smiled. Artemis always had my back, even though he could barely reach it.
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly fascinating about flying into an uncharted tunnel...