Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she re...
Toadstool mandarins are a form of toxic jellyfish whose tentacles are loaded with entheogenic venom. The effects of a mandarin sting are threefold. The first is a sharp stinging sensation; the second...
The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trousers.
That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.
THE BOOKE OF THE PEOPLE. BEING INSTRUCTIONS TO OUR MAGICKS AND LIFE RULES.
Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
Saint Bartleby's School for Young GentlemenAnnual ReportStudent: Artemis Fowl IIYear: FirstFees: PaidTutor: Dr PoLanguage ArtsAs far as I can tell, Artemis has made absolutely no progress since the be...
Orion:Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it.Foaly: Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?Orion: Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.
Orion to holly : im just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may i say young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction
Opal giggled.For someone, who never smiled, he had a delicious sense of humor.
Opal Koboi. Ik wist wel dat er nog een psychotisch element aan dit reisje ontbrak. - Holly
On his way though the lobby minutes later, Artemis was highly amused to overhear several audience members gushing over the unorthodox direction of the opera's final scene. The exploding lamp, mused on...
Oh, how I wish I had already regenerated to become the tall one with the dicky bow, thought the Doctor, who occasionally had visions of his future selves. He is always so fit and agile. I suppose all...
No self-respecting criminal mastermind would be caught dead even using the word lollipops. He really would have to put together a database of witty responses for occasions such as this. It
Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
Maak je geen zorgen, Modderjongen,' zei Holly. 'Ik hou je goed in de gaten, om te zorgen dat je op het rechte pad blijft.
Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.
It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.
It was impressive, but, pretty much like the man with the exploding head, it was a one-time trick. When
It can play solitaire and minesweeper, replied Artemis innocently.