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You're not a lawyer, are you?' asked the nurse suspiciously. 'One of those geniuses who gets adegree while they're still in nappies?'Artemis sighed. 'A genius, yes. A lawyer, hardly. I am, mademoiselle, a customer.'And suddenly the nurse was all charm.'Oh, a customer! Why didn't you say so? I'll show you right in. Would sir care for tea, coffee orperhaps something stronger?''I am thirteen years old, mademoiselle.''A juice?''Tea would be fine. Earl Grey if you have it. No sugar, obviously; it might make mehyperactive.

Eoin Colfer

You're not a lawyer, are you?' asked the nurse suspiciously. 'One of those geniuses who gets adegree while they're still in nappies?'Artemis sighed. 'A genius, yes. A lawyer, hardly. I am, mademoiselle, a customer.'And suddenly the nurse was all charm.'Oh, a customer! Why didn't you say so? I'll show you right in. Would sir care for tea, coffee orperhaps something stronger?''I am thirteen years old, mademoiselle.''A juice?''Tea would be fine. Earl Grey if you have it. No sugar, obviously; it might make mehyperactive.

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About Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer (; born 14 May 1965) is an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, titled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009. In October 2016, in a contract with Marvel Comics, he released Iron Man: The Gauntlet. He served as Laureate na nÓg (Ireland's Children's Laureate) between 2014 and 2016.