Eoin Colfer Quote
You're not a lawyer, are you?' asked the nurse suspiciously. 'One of those geniuses who gets adegree while they're still in nappies?'Artemis sighed. 'A genius, yes. A lawyer, hardly. I am, mademoiselle, a customer.'And suddenly the nurse was all charm.'Oh, a customer! Why didn't you say so? I'll show you right in. Would sir care for tea, coffee orperhaps something stronger?''I am thirteen years old, mademoiselle.''A juice?''Tea would be fine. Earl Grey if you have it. No sugar, obviously; it might make mehyperactive.
Eoin Colfer
You're not a lawyer, are you?' asked the nurse suspiciously. 'One of those geniuses who gets adegree while they're still in nappies?'Artemis sighed. 'A genius, yes. A lawyer, hardly. I am, mademoiselle, a customer.'And suddenly the nurse was all charm.'Oh, a customer! Why didn't you say so? I'll show you right in. Would sir care for tea, coffee orperhaps something stronger?''I am thirteen years old, mademoiselle.''A juice?''Tea would be fine. Earl Grey if you have it. No sugar, obviously; it might make mehyperactive.
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