Eoin Colfer Quote

Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.

Colors are what trick the mind and our imaginations into buying things.

Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fak...

Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.

I have become intoxicated again.You are such a potent wine, my friend.To escape your withdrawal effects,tomorrow I will drink in excess.Alas, why make me love?I was aware, conscious, and sensible befo...

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

Nobody wants to know how you feel, yet, they want you to do what they feel.

Sometimes we are that fly in the house, that thinks it sees an open window. So it crawls to, or flies head-on into clear glass. At times getting stuck between the storm and pane, it dies in the window...

The worst grudge is being told that you are forgiven, yet your sins are still glowing in their hearts like a burning coal.