Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
When efforts that are wisely executed, the situation and condition don't affect the performance.
Big things in the glory of the world mean nothing. Small things in glory of God mean everything. Truly..., size doesn't matter in this world or in the world to come.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.
Four minutes of eye contact brings people closer to each other better than everything else.