Do you remember when you were young and gorgeous? Clark wanted to ask. Do you remember when everything seemed limitless?
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
The best fighter is never angry.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Authentic Christian living has its own order of priority in our lives: God first, others second, self third.
When God is ready for you to move, He will make your situation uncomfortable.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.