It's always amazed me how little attention philosophers, psychologists, or anyone else actually has paid to humor.
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do.
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
To be inspired is great, but to inspire is an honor.
Nothing amazes me anymore.
I Am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.