Innocent. Stupid, stupid woman, but a woman whose daughter was lost in the
You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about yourself.
You know, from what I've seen, at twenty you know you're not going to be a rock star. By twenty-five, you know you're not going to be a dentist or a professional. And by thirty, a darkness starts movi...
You know, I really think that when God puts together families, he sticks his finger into the white pages and selects a group of people at random and then says to them all, 'Hey! You're going to spend...
You are paralyzed by the fact that cruelty is often amusing.
When you grow older a dreadful, horrible sensation will come over you. It's called loneliness, and you think you know what it is now, but you don't. Here is a list of the symptoms, and don't worry-lon...
When you get an e-mail and reply to the sender, you simply obliterate everything they sent you and then, in small square brackets, write: [deletia] It stands for everything that's been lost.
When someone tells you they’ve just bought a house, they might as well tell you they no longer have a personality. You can immediately assume so many things: that they’re locked into jobs they hate; t...
What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story -- something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.
Well, it’s amazing what you can find in this world if you’re willing to sleep with people.
Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowly time passes yet how quickly my body ages.But I shouldn't allow myself to think like this. I have t...
The one appalling thing about electric cars is that one plugs them into already overtaxed municipal power grids. Try mentioning this to a politician or manufacturer who wants to ride the green wave an...
The best thing about being young is being stupid. Or rather, the best thing about being young is being too stupid to know how stupid you really are.
The Fry’s chain completely taps into MSE: Male Shopping Energy. This is to say that most guys have about 73 calories of shopping energy, and once these calories are gone, they’re gone for the day—if n...
Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.
Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be?A: You already are an animal.
Probably tastes like a pocket calculator garnished with dried herpes juice flakes.
Please, God, don't let Warren be cheap. I'm too young to discuss coupons.
Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?
Personne n'est émotionnellement vide.