You could return to that same hive a thousand years later and there would be just the same perception of tomorrow as never being any different. Humans are completely different. We assume tomorrow is a...
With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.
With Jason I thought I'd finally played my cards right, and now I'm just one more of thosebroken, sad people out there, figuring out a year in advance where they can have Easter andChristmas dinner wi...
What's a bar bill but a surtax on reality?
What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story -- something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.
Well, it’s amazing what you can find in this world if you’re willing to sleep with people.
We're all born lost, aren't we? We're all born separated from God - over and over life makes sure to inform us of this - and yet we're all real: we have names, we have lives. We mean something. We mus...
We can no longer create the feeling of an era...of time being particular to one spot in time.
Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowly time passes yet how quickly my body ages.But I shouldn't allow myself to think like this. I have t...
The store is also lit to the point of painfulness by a ceiling loaded with more fluorescent bulbs than a landing mothership. Shielding my headachey eyes, I make my consumer choices, then head to the c...
The one appalling thing about electric cars is that one plugs them into already overtaxed municipal power grids. Try mentioning this to a politician or manufacturer who wants to ride the green wave an...
The best thing about being young is being stupid. Or rather, the best thing about being young is being too stupid to know how stupid you really are.
The Fry’s chain completely taps into MSE: Male Shopping Energy. This is to say that most guys have about 73 calories of shopping energy, and once these calories are gone, they’re gone for the day—if n...
Sometimes you accidentally input an extra digit into the year: i.e, 19993 and you add 18,000 years on to *now*, and you realize that the year 19993 will one day exist and that time is a scary thing, i...
Probably tastes like a pocket calculator garnished with dried herpes juice flakes.
Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?
Personne n'est émotionnellement vide.
Now: I am an affectionate man but I have much trouble showing it.When I was younger I used to worry so much about being alone - of being unlovable or incapable of love. As the years went on, my worrie...
Nearly all of the Nobodies he saw were men. Women, he thought, had so many more ways to connect themselves to the world--children, families, friends.
Life is maybe like deep-sea fishing. We wake up in the morning, we cast our nets into the water, an, if we are lucky, at day's end we will have netted one-- maybe two-- small fish. Occasionally we wil...