If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you're in trouble, need a hand out of a corner...Yeah?Please don't hesitate to get lost.
Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it.
It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.
Forty-two! yelled Loonquawl. Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work? I checked it very thoroughly, said the computer, and that quite definitely is the answer. I think...
Why can’t people just learn to live together in peace and harmony? said Arthur.Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh.Forty-two! he said with a malicious grin. No, doesn’t work. Never mind.
There is an art to the business of making sandwiches which it is given to few ever to find the time to explore in depth. It is a simple task, but the opportunities for satisfaction are many and profou...
The point is, you see, said Ford, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.
So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a Galaxy with them, not if they're just gonna keep at it, not if they're not gonna learn to relax a little. I me...
To be frank, it sometimes seems that the American idea of freedom has more to do with my freedom to do what I want than your freedom to do what you want. I think that, in Europe, we're probably better...
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.
They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident.
The major problem— of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let the...
Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery farm in England, people who wouldn't think twice about buying something oven-r...
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Mostly harmless
Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this -- partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.
He turned slowly like a fridge door opening.
Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a type of publishing or broadcasting, because that's what we're used to. So people complain that there's...