I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
There was a terribly ghastly silence.There was a terribly ghastly noise.There was a terribly ghastly silence.
In an infinite Universe anything can happen.
Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.
We already have the Wooden Pillar, the Steel Pillar and the Plastic Pillar. In a moment we will have the Golden Bail....'No, you won't.'We will,' stated the robot simply.No, you won't. It makes my shi...
He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
The Guide says there is an art to flying, said Ford, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it, said Marvin...
All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.
I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course--the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to e...
The history of every major galactic civilisation tends to pass through three distinct and recognisable phases, those of Survival, Enquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where...
We’ll meet the meat.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
He was alone with his thoughts. They were extremely unpleasant thoughts and he would rather have had a chaperon.
Conceited little mega-puppy.
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out wit...
In an infinite Universe anything can happen, said Ford, Even survival. Strange but true.
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.
I'm a scientist and I know what constitutes proof. But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be absolutely like a child. If he sees a thing, he m...