I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
There was a terribly ghastly silence.There was a terribly ghastly noise.There was a terribly ghastly silence.
All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.
Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it, said Marvin...
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
It's quicker, easier, and involves less licking
He was alone with his thoughts. They were extremely unpleasant thoughts and he would rather have had a chaperon.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course--the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to e...
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out wit...
How many roads must a man walk down?
The history of every major galactic civilisation tends to pass through three distinct and recognisable phases, those of Survival, Enquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where...
The Guide says there is an art to flying, said Ford, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
In an infinite Universe anything can happen, said Ford, Even survival. Strange but true.
If you describe yourself as "Atheist," some people will say, "Don't you mean 'Agnostic'?" I have to reply that I really do mean Atheist. I really do not believe that there is a god - in fact I am conv...
Marvin: Look, look, no, just think. They left me - an ordinary, menial robot - to stop you - a gigantic, heavy-duty battle machine - whilst they ran off to save themselves... What do you think they wo...
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
He actually caught himself saying things like Yippee, as he pranced ridiculously round the house.
Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him.
I'm a scientist and I know what constitutes proof. But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be absolutely like a child. If he sees a thing, he m...