Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins.
Ok, he said, I don't like to disturb you at what I know must be a difficult and distressing time for you, but I need to know first of all if you actually realize that this is a difficult and distressi...
Nobleness was one word for making a fuss about the trivial inevitabilities of life, but there were others.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and MegRon stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.
I live in what are known as hopes. I hope for fascinating and remunerative cases, my secretary hopes that I will pay her, her landlord hopes that she will produce some rent, the Electricity Board hope...
He had got himself a life. Now he had to find a purpose in it.
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.
Exactly! said Deep Thought. So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.
But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment.I've seen it. It's rubbish, said Zaphod,nothing but a gnab gib.A what?Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.
As if relationships between people were susceptible to the same laws that governed the relationships between atoms and molecules.
Arthur lolled.
An international power supply is the device which means it doesn't matter what country you're in, or even if you know what country you're in (more of a problem than you might suspect) - you just plug...
A cup of tea would restore my normality.
You’re paid a lot and you’re not happy, so the first thing you do is buy stuff that you don’t want or need—for which you need more money.
Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid. But stupid children can sometimes appear to be stupid as well. I think that's something you might h...
What's the problem Earthman? said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump.I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing here inviting me to, said Arthur, it's heartle...
We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. Creation holds its breath.