“ I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think 'this was a really goofy, unadmirable stupid time. Dick Cavett
“ I felt bad when George Bush was booed. But only briefly. My sympathy for that man has a half-life of about four seconds. Dick Cavett
“ William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others. Dick Cavett
“ There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider… Dick Cavett
“ When I was a kid in Nebraska, a cantankerous farmer, known for plinking with his '22 at passing cars in which he perceived enemies, ingeniously rigged up a shotgun in his house, trained on the inside… Dick Cavett
“ The very phrase 'Oscar night' used to accelerate my pulse. For one thing - dating myself - it meant Bob Hope. He always had good, strong jokes, that faultless delivery, and always a new joke about his… Dick Cavett
“ Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing. Dick Cavett
“ Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there's not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve. Dick Cavett
“ I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor. Dick Cavett
