Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.
Ninety-five per cent of your success or failure will come from your daily habits.
Through challenge and difficulty, we learn to see life differently than before.
Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
Key the mind, and set the soul free.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget; but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open...