David Sedaris Quote

Then I met a woman named Janine who was bitten and had to spend a week in the hospital. It was completely my own fault, she said. I shouldn’t have been wearing sandals. It didn’t have to strike you, I reminded her. It could have just slid away. Janine was the type who’d likely blame herself for getting mugged. It’s what I get for having anything worth taking! she’d probably say.

David Sedaris

Then I met a woman named Janine who was bitten and had to spend a week in the hospital. It was completely my own fault, she said. I shouldn’t have been wearing sandals. It didn’t have to strike you, I reminded her. It could have just slid away. Janine was the type who’d likely blame herself for getting mugged. It’s what I get for having anything worth taking! she’d probably say.

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