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The Romanians really do lead the world when it comes to cursing. What have you got for me? I asked a woman from Transylvania who was now living in Vienna.Shove your hand up my ass and jerk off my shit, she offered.I was stunned. Anyone else would say, ‘Shove your hand up my ass,’ and then run out of imagination, I told her. You people, though, you just keep going. And that’s what makes you the champions you are. , I thought, watching as she walked out the door and onto the unsuspecting streets of Vienna, this poet, this queen, this glittering jewel in a city of flint.

David Sedaris

The Romanians really do lead the world when it comes to cursing. What have you got for me? I asked a woman from Transylvania who was now living in Vienna.Shove your hand up my ass and jerk off my shit, she offered.I was stunned. Anyone else would say, ‘Shove your hand up my ass,’ and then run out of imagination, I told her. You people, though, you just keep going. And that’s what makes you the champions you are. , I thought, watching as she walked out the door and onto the unsuspecting streets of Vienna, this poet, this queen, this glittering jewel in a city of flint.

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