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The one titled Romance included the following: Would you like a drink? You’re a fantastic dancer. You look like some cousin of mine. The latter would work only if you were Asian, but even then it’s a little creepy, the implication being the cousin I have always wanted to undress and ejaculate on.

David Sedaris

The one titled Romance included the following: Would you like a drink? You’re a fantastic dancer. You look like some cousin of mine. The latter would work only if you were Asian, but even then it’s a little creepy, the implication being the cousin I have always wanted to undress and ejaculate on.

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