SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY TOMORROW BUT I DON’T THINK SO.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Real women fight for something, other than their own emotions.
Yesterday I was clever, so I took the glory for me. Today He makes me wise, so I give the glory to Thee
I want to put a ding in the universe.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.
Every challenge, every adversity, contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Self-evaluation and assessment should be a major part of our lives as believers