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Increasingly at Southern airports, instead of a good-bye or thank-you, cashiers are apt to say, Have a blessed day. This can make you feel like you’ve been sprayed against your will with God cologne. Get it off me! I always want to scream. Quick, before I start wearing ties with short-sleeved shirts!

David Sedaris

Increasingly at Southern airports, instead of a good-bye or thank-you, cashiers are apt to say, Have a blessed day. This can make you feel like you’ve been sprayed against your will with God cologne. Get it off me! I always want to scream. Quick, before I start wearing ties with short-sleeved shirts!

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