David Sedaris Quote

I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll st...

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that...

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals separated from law and justice he is the worst.

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.

The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.