Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
No two persons can learn something and experience it in the same way.
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
The truth no matter how hard it is to bear, must be accepted and confronted head on because it is real. Businesses and people who accept truth soar.
Everything started as nothing.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own mo...