Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
Values are the definition of our actions in life
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Options abound world over, Options to choose from and be the best.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.
Happy girls are the prettiest
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.