Cristela Alonzo Quotes

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

Cristela Alonzo

We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting candles and everything. Everything I do in San Juan is what I used to do wi...

We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting candles and everything. Everything I do in San Juan is what I used to do wi...

Cristela Alonzo

Tags: her, kind, lighting

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Cristela Alonzo (born January 6, 1979) is an American actress, stand-up comedian, writer, and producer, who created and starred in the ABC sitcom Cristela. This made Alonzo the first Mexican American woman to create, produce, write, and star in her own US primetime comedy.

I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes...

Cristela Alonzo

I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes...

Cristela Alonzo

Tags: love, home, me