“ It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia. Craig Johnson
“ I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn... Craig Johnson
“ I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn. Craig Johnson
“ I leaned forward with my elbows on my knees and her book in my hands. Like a lot of things in my life, I'd just about worn it out, but it was worn out with love, and that's the best kind of worn-out t… Craig Johnson
“ Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy. Craig Johnson
“ A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight spot. Craig Johnson
