Sysadmins don't take holidays
I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair comme...
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:1. Stop stressing2. Stop worrying3. Give rest to the problems weighing you down4. Lighten up5. Forgive yourself6. Forgive others
Change is inevitable. Progression is a choice. We all move, but are you going to move forward?
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Nostalgia has a way of blocking the reality of the past.
Some people are as angry as they seem to be only because it's the safest place to hide from more pain.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...