Jabbo and Bungalow came in out of the weather in a bathless reek of cold wool and splo whiskey.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
If ever I was running, it was towards you.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do.
You may delay, but time will not.
I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.